Day 413

Buckle up. Today we leave my small cubic world and address the meaning of a Tuesday night date. Now I’m not speaking of the first time Tuesday night drinks after work. I am talking about the Tuesday night dinner with a prior shack up in the books. I’m talking about consciously making an effort to engage in conversation and pay for dinner knowing full well that it is Tuesday, you will not be drunk, and this person is not spending the night.

I need to preface this by stating that I am not referring to myself. I am way too cool to have a Tuesday night date or to have a date period. I like to keep my evening agenda empty. You never know when the bikini team is going to stop by the apartment to pick up their oil boy…..I rotate girls by the hour…sitting down for dinner just ruins the flow….YEP all a lie. I have a girlfriend. But a guy I know…………

What I am going to do it take you through a 360 degree examination of the Tuesday night date.

Let’s start with the fact that a Tuesday date requires planning. This is lame on all accounts. Unless you are going to date the chic exclusively and you believe the “I don’t usually do this” story, it is never ok you plan an early week date.

Point number 2: You are volunteering for at least 2 hours of sober (it’s Tuesday) conversation and all you have to talk about is what you don’t do at work. Unless you juggle chainsaws or work at the animal shelter, she doesn’t care.

Point number 3: Tuesday night says, “I’ll go out with you early in the week so I can save my good date for Friday night. Oh yeah, If I see you at the bar, let me come to you”.

Point number 4: I am not saying that this is the only reason that guys go on dates, but let’s face it, it matters: She is not going to be shacking on Tuesday. End of story.

Let’s recap:

You pay
Sober conversation
She has a better date later that week
Your fingers are going to stay dry

The good news:

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