Alright Alright, ladies and Gentleman, all the way from California….putting the rice in your roni…on stage 3...its MONDAY!….be sure to tip the girls and your waitress….
Yes folks Monday is a stripper!
You don't agree?
OK, let me break it down for you…think about it this way…Saturday is equivalent to walking into the strip club….yeah flashing lights, great times, and oooooo they have a drink special….your palms are a little sweaty because this is all so dangerous. You are alive and have no cares in the world…who knows what could happen.
Cut to…jump ahead…its Sunday…Yeahhhhhhh, sitting down…you have good seats you relax a little…this is going to be great…yeah I think I went to high school with that girl…isn’t that her mom too? Anyways….the girls are so close and they are all perfect 10’s. Yeah Sunday has never moved so smoothly and looked so good…..
Then SLAP….its Monday…you have a $140 tab….you have a stain on your pants….. and Monday is sitting on your lap with her crooked smile right in your face….there is no way out…..you knew it was coming the whole time…..this happens every time and it is impossible to stop. You sit and bear it while you all of your dignity and self respect is pulled from your body with one slimy tongue to the neck…..did you just get a visual?
Maybe next weekend I’ll just go salsa dancing.
Yes folks Monday is a stripper!
You don't agree?
OK, let me break it down for you…think about it this way…Saturday is equivalent to walking into the strip club….yeah flashing lights, great times, and oooooo they have a drink special….your palms are a little sweaty because this is all so dangerous. You are alive and have no cares in the world…who knows what could happen.
Cut to…jump ahead…its Sunday…Yeahhhhhhh, sitting down…you have good seats you relax a little…this is going to be great…yeah I think I went to high school with that girl…isn’t that her mom too? Anyways….the girls are so close and they are all perfect 10’s. Yeah Sunday has never moved so smoothly and looked so good…..
Then SLAP….its Monday…you have a $140 tab….you have a stain on your pants….. and Monday is sitting on your lap with her crooked smile right in your face….there is no way out…..you knew it was coming the whole time…..this happens every time and it is impossible to stop. You sit and bear it while you all of your dignity and self respect is pulled from your body with one slimy tongue to the neck…..did you just get a visual?
Maybe next weekend I’ll just go salsa dancing.
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