Welcome to Friday bitches. Right now it is lunch time and as I sit in my office I look out the window and wonder…..did I scuff my K-Swiss’ last weekend…? I sure hope not ‘cause if I did I won’t be able to holla at the Shawtys tonight. Wait a tick…I really don’t even know what a Shawty is. I don’t even own a pair of K-Swiss’, though it seems that everyone else in Charlotte does.
My point:
Going out in Charlotte is getting really old. I see the same skanky girls every weekend…
I don’t even know how you would approach a girl like this…I’ll give it a shot:
Me-“hey that is a really nice backless shirt….Dillard’s?
Skank-*blank stare*
Me-“Yeah…this bar is great…cold beers (chuckle, look around like I hear someone call my name)
Skank-*blank stare*
Me-“ My friends are here somewhere…..Oh, hey!...You should go to Dillard’s this week…I saw a commercial and I think they are having a sale…”
Skank-*walks away*
Me- (thinking to myself) “yeah, that went well….she is going to be pleased that I told her about that sale”
Same bar…same scene every weekend…The only plus is that I do live directly across from the frattiest location in Charlotte. The only problem is that I live directly across the street... Got old very quickly…
Now that I think about it a little more…I’m not really sure if I am tired of the same bars or if I am just mad about the fact that my girlfriend doesn’t own a backless shirt. I may just buy her one.
My point:
Going out in Charlotte is getting really old. I see the same skanky girls every weekend…
I don’t even know how you would approach a girl like this…I’ll give it a shot:
Me-“hey that is a really nice backless shirt….Dillard’s?
Skank-*blank stare*
Me-“Yeah…this bar is great…cold beers (chuckle, look around like I hear someone call my name)
Skank-*blank stare*
Me-“ My friends are here somewhere…..Oh, hey!...You should go to Dillard’s this week…I saw a commercial and I think they are having a sale…”
Skank-*walks away*
Me- (thinking to myself) “yeah, that went well….she is going to be pleased that I told her about that sale”
Same bar…same scene every weekend…The only plus is that I do live directly across from the frattiest location in Charlotte. The only problem is that I live directly across the street... Got old very quickly…
Now that I think about it a little more…I’m not really sure if I am tired of the same bars or if I am just mad about the fact that my girlfriend doesn’t own a backless shirt. I may just buy her one.
1 comment:
sounds like you need to move back to ttown!!
:)
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