Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Yeah, I Hate You Too


Oh Hey! There he is...the guy who brought the Olive Garden to-go box to work. I would like to thank you. You, sir, are yet another person whom I hate. I can just hear the conversation now.


Ass Clown from Work -"A to-go box? Sure that sounds super!"
Pimply face waitress named Fendi- "I'll bring that right out."
Ass Clown (in a joking voice )- "Bring out some more of those delicious bread sticks."
Fendi- "I love those too...I'll bring a few extra out for you to take home"

Actual Conversation:

Ass Clown- "Damn right I want a box. This shit cost me $6.99."
Fendi- "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Ass Clown-"I'll steal some bread sticks...I bet she would sleep with me"
Fendi- "Why the fuck did I not get an abortion? I could be in college."

So lets recap:

It is never OK to get a to-go box.

1. Nothing cost too much to leave behind.
2. You look like a fucking idiot carrying a box.
3. How many guys carrying a box have gotten laid.
( answer: NONE.)
4. There is a high probability that you are poor.
5. You are probably wearing a short sleeve button up. You saved enough money buying that douche bag shirt to afford another meal.

Reminder:

I hate you.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Lay off the short sleeve button-downs, bro.