Ok everyone, it is the beginning of a new year. Time to start counting down until your next raise, looking for a new car and most importantly updating your portfolio. The third is where I come in. Your investments are important and if you follow my advice I can promise you the highest returns you have seen in years. It‘s a Bullish Market, don’t miss your time to buy.
So I imagine that by now you are sitting on the edge of your seat wanting that hot tip to make your year.
Well here it is:
It‘s a small firm founded 18 years ago. It’s employees, though not as experienced as other companies show room for major growth this fiscal year. This company has the potential to outperform all of its leading competitors but is previously untested. You ask, why has no one else snatched up this companies holdings. Until five days ago, due to government restrictions, they were not publicly traded. A few under the table deals happened but nothing note worthy.
Without further ado I give you 2009’s portfolio pick of the year: NNO
That is correct folks, Nineteen Ninety-One (NNO). Yes, after 18 years of waiting; its anticipated release it is finally here.
You asked me 5 years ago; “Patrick, why do you go to the ice-cream socials at the club rather than the driving range to work on your game?”
Research.
So that I might share with you the wonders of the trade. While you drank at the bars on Friday I was at the skating rink. While you slept in on Saturday mornings I was at the soccer fields. You told me, “Patrick, watching Dora the Explorer is gay.” Well who is gay now my friend. I have the single largest NNO portfolio in the nation.
No longer is it “frowned upon” to hit on a girl from ’91. Just 4 short years ago, I was catching flack from other investors. “Dude, she has braces”, and “Hey, maybe you shouldn’t be dating a middle schooler”….I heard you then, but look at me now.
I know what you are thinking: “This guy is a pioneer”
I am a man. Flesh and bone but follow me and I will show you things you could only imagine.
So I imagine that by now you are sitting on the edge of your seat wanting that hot tip to make your year.
Well here it is:
It‘s a small firm founded 18 years ago. It’s employees, though not as experienced as other companies show room for major growth this fiscal year. This company has the potential to outperform all of its leading competitors but is previously untested. You ask, why has no one else snatched up this companies holdings. Until five days ago, due to government restrictions, they were not publicly traded. A few under the table deals happened but nothing note worthy.
Without further ado I give you 2009’s portfolio pick of the year: NNO
That is correct folks, Nineteen Ninety-One (NNO). Yes, after 18 years of waiting; its anticipated release it is finally here.
You asked me 5 years ago; “Patrick, why do you go to the ice-cream socials at the club rather than the driving range to work on your game?”
Research.
So that I might share with you the wonders of the trade. While you drank at the bars on Friday I was at the skating rink. While you slept in on Saturday mornings I was at the soccer fields. You told me, “Patrick, watching Dora the Explorer is gay.” Well who is gay now my friend. I have the single largest NNO portfolio in the nation.
No longer is it “frowned upon” to hit on a girl from ’91. Just 4 short years ago, I was catching flack from other investors. “Dude, she has braces”, and “Hey, maybe you shouldn’t be dating a middle schooler”….I heard you then, but look at me now.
I know what you are thinking: “This guy is a pioneer”
I am a man. Flesh and bone but follow me and I will show you things you could only imagine.
